Rocky Mountain High School has one thing going for it – FOOTBALL. Coach Bork’s 99-0 team is a shoo-in for the national championship! A ridiculously lucrative NFL job is next. Izzy has many worries but chief among them is getting into and paying for a prestigious college. Nepo baby, and NIL star, Keefer is new to school. His mom, MJ is the unlucky trailing parent. And then there’s Jon, the overworked, underpaid new Principal who’s certain that more money for academics will turn RMH around.
RMH loses the big game.
A sadistic bureaucrat, gleefully informs Jon and Bork that the school will be sold to the highest bidder at the end of the academic year. Bork’s solution is Zacharias Wright, a televangelist with grand plans for RMH and the whole community. After trying almost every conceivable fundraising scheme to keep RMH afloat, MJ proposes that they grow marijuana. The climate controlled stadium is the perfect place to grow the plants. What could possibly go wrong?
After they experience a taste of success, an angry, broke and jealous Bork sends the crop up in smoke. He hallucinates an entire dream sequence and an apoplectic Jon fires him… sort of. While high, Jon surveys the ashes of the marijuana plants and formulates a genius idea.
On the day of the auction, Jon is nowhere to be found, and MJ is outbid by Zacharias. Jon bursts in to save the day, of course. But, Zacharias outbids them again! Zacharias baits the good lord above for the last time. God, him/her/themself descends from the heavens and smites Zacharias. The town rejoices that they can continue their kids’ education. His wife Wanda Jo is elated to be free of his companionship. Education wins!